Dishonorable mention

Anonymous

Judges' comments:

The author was too embarrassed that he/she could write such trash, so I promised to protect their identity. I will say that the author of this program has a well known connection with the C programming language.

This program is a unique variation on the age old “Hello, world” program. What reads like a read may be written like a write!

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